That was a lie.

I own these, and I love them. Even though I am trying to incorporate flats and kitten heels into my shoe diet (and my short self has been doing a damned good job of it), there are heels that still get me excited. In gray, though hard to tell from the picture.

sigh. Reminds me of the famous Gucci corset shoe, which is, of course, way more amazing and unavailable than these.